Sing to the tune of Elton John's "Candle
In The Wind"
Goodbye LORI KLEIN
Though I never knew you at all
You had to hold your gun
The Birthers crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your pea brain
They set you on the podium
And they made you change your game
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a MORON in the Wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And you tried to take out the Speaker
But that was just a pipe dream
Your candle burned out long before
Your Pink Pistol ever did
CQ thought he was was tough
The voters he tried to play
Anthem thought they created a superstar
And pain was the price the voters
of AZ paid
While those around you drooled
Goodbye LORI KLEINFrom the Tea Party man in the 22nd row
HERMAN CAIN sees you as something more than sexual
More than just our LORI KLEIN!
