GOODBYE LORI KLEIN......

Sing to the tune of Elton John's "Candle In The Wind"

Goodbye LORI KLEIN
Though I never knew you at all
You had to hold your gun

To the chest of a Reporter

The Birthers crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your pea brain
They set you on the podium
And they made you change your game

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a MORON in the Wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And you tried to take out the Speaker

But that was just a pipe dream
Your candle burned out long before
Your Pink Pistol ever did

CQ thought he was was tough
The voters he tried to play

Anthem thought they created a superstar

And pain was the price the voters

of AZ paid

Even when you lied
Oh the press still hounded you All the papers had to say

Was that LORI KLEIN was found to be Insane!

Goodbye LORI KLEIN
I'm glad I never knew you at all

Your dumb enough to get the endorsement of a Tea Bagger Felon

While those around you drooled

Goodbye LORI KLEINFrom the Tea Party man in the 22nd row

HERMAN CAIN sees you as something more than sexual
More than just our LORI KLEIN!