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Some lil' limericks from Team PM for your St. Patrick's Day enjoyment:
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"There Once was a Lad named Tommy,
Who married 5 times looking for a Mommy,
Became the Chairman of the AZ GOP,
Thanks to the Wackos on bended knee,
First thing he does is keep the boy named Brett as the ED,
If Excessive Speeding, Stalking, and Fake Sex in a Captain America Suit is what you are looking for he is the 'man' to see,
Next comes a kook named Spinks,
Who runs around pantsless what high jinks,
But the one who calls all the shots,
Is The Puppet master named Rob,
The King of the Wacko Mob!"
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"There once was ‘Wee Marky’ the Leprechaun
Who stood in his garage with no panties on
Daring the girls
To stare at his jewels
And elect him the next AZ Congressman!"
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"There once were 5 guys from Phoenix.
(Only one arrested for showing his penis)
Some had rap sheets that were long
But they sang a fake Tea Party song
So now they’ve been selected to lead us."
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There once was an Executive Director from Phoenix
Who scared away all the girls with his penis
And then one day all of the volunteers went away
And now he's working for peanuts
There once was a State Chairman named Morrissey
Who beat his 4th wife and made the 5th a divorcee
Now the party is broke, Brett Mecum is a dope
And now we have to wait 2 years before we get rid of this sissy.
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There once was “Boy Brett the Leprechaun”
Who dreamed he was Captain America
Instead of a hero
He became a big zero
Making copies for the chief Republican
There once was Rob Haney the loner
Who found only one wealthy donor
He ruled the State
With his angry white slate
Of old guys who could not get a boner
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