Highlights of President Obama's Speech to the 2012 DNC Convention!

Welcome Suckers oops I mean voters to my speech tonight! My Name is Barack Obama and this is probably the only truth I will state tonight!

I have run up the deficit to over the tune of 16 Trillion $$$, which is more than all my predecessors combined.

 

 

 

I gave a $535 Million loan to my 'pals' over at Solyndra (they have already filed for Bankruptcy)!

 

 

I rejected the Keystone Pipeline so I can keep my 'comrade' Hugo happy!

 

 

 

Under my administration, Gas Prices have risen to an all time high!

 

 

 

 

My pal Attorney General Eric Holder helped to cover up the 'Fast and Furious' scandal!

 

 

 

 



I gave a $25 Billion Bailout to my friends in the Auto Industry. Can you say 'Union Payback'?

 

 

 

 



Well America, I know you are sick & tired of hearing my Bull Shit! Vote for Me & I will bail you out too!