Friday, September 07, 2012
Suckers oops I mean voters to my
speech tonight! My Name is Barack Obama and this is probably the only truth I
will state tonight!
I have run up the deficit to over the tune of 16 Trillion $$$, which is more than all my predecessors combined.
I rejected the Keystone Pipeline so I can keep my 'comrade' Hugo happy!
Under my administration, Gas Prices have risen to an all time high!
My pal Attorney General Eric Holder helped to cover up the 'Fast and Furious' scandal!
Well America, I know you are sick & tired of hearing my Bull Shit! Vote for Me & I will bail you out too!