Mani (mainstream): Radi, it looks as if most of the Americans now favor ending the Iraq war and will be putting the Democrats back in power. I just saw it on CNN.
Radi (radical): I hope Modi doesn’t know yet; I want to tell him. Hah!
Modi (moderate): I heard all of that. Radi, you are a real buddy.
Radi: Modi, We talked a few days ago about the Banu Quarayzah, a Jewish tribe in Medina. Well, it seems America is the new Banu Quarayzah.
Mani: Yes. The president and some generals have told everyone time after time that if they surrender in Iraq, we will follow them home. He seems to understand so little about us, I am surprised he knows that we will definitely attack them in their own country.
Radi: I don’t understand the ignorance on the part of the American leadership. You know, our Most Beloved, the man who led the perfect life, back in the seventh century had many spies in Mecca, always letting him know what was going on there, and had spies among the Jewish tribes for the same purpose.
Mani: Yep. And he also knew over a thousand years ago that war is deceit, he said so. He would never continually tell the Meccans what was on his mind. He always made plans to surprise them somehow. The Battle of the Trench was a good example.
Modi: That is ancient news. He did not care how outnumbered he was, he was confident of his leadership because he knew what he was doing. He did know, and re-wrote all of the rules. Our Most Beloved was a great general, no doubt about that.
Radi: You watch, Modi. The Americans will leave Iraq as if they had lost great battles, because the leaders think they know it all—as stupid as they are. And then the American leadership will become the Banu Quarayzah.
Mani: I agree. They will ask about treaties to protect themselves from us and our friends in Congress, just like our Most Beloved’s spies, will let us know how badly they want those treaties. That makes me think I am smelling something like Hudaybiya.
Modi: You think the American leadership will want protection from us so bad, they will sign anything to get it?
Radi: Yes. And more than that. We will require the American leadership to push through many rules that will be of great benefit to us and very humiliating to the American people. They must provide us with lots of money and provide the transportation for our people to immigrate there.
Mani: We will demand the Sharia for all believers in American, but first we will start pushing our own people into their congress and senate—then we ultimately will have full Sharia. And the laws against the American people will be tightened.
Radi: With the full Sharia, their loving Constitution will be gone.
Modi: I do not think the Americans will take to being Dhimmis. I doubt very seriously you can pull this off. The American people are great fighters.
Mani: They will have no choice, similar to the Banu Qurayzah. They wanted to fight too, but their weaklings among them talked them into surrendering to us. It reminds me of all of those weaklings in the American congress wringing their hands and hiding behind a woman.
Modi: One of the biggest problems for the American leadership or educators is that they do not know our history or our culture. They do not really know who we are. Some of us moderates keep trying to tell them, but they won’t listen. And the media will not only not listen, they will simply hang up on us if we try to talk to anyone.
Radi: You may be right. What if the American people all knew about what happened to turn a handful of people into the masters of all Arabia in just a few years?
Mani: Yeah, and then turned that into ownership of half the world, almost winning the rest of the world.
Modi: If they knew about those things, they would probably march on Washington and throw a lot of weak-kneed people out of office. It would be fun to watch, almost as much fun as watching Radi running for his life.
Radi: But I would miss watching the faces of the American men when we tell them, like we did the Quarayzah, that they will walk into a long ditch to make it easier for our boys and men to lop off their heads. We may have hundreds of those ditches.
Mani: I know Modi will want to believe that the Americans will fight and never walk into the ditch.
Modi: You guys have not seen the American militia.
Radi: We have seen their great American Army, their Air Force, and their Marines. We are not afraid of them.
Modi: But they are not the militia.
Mani (looks at Radi and back to Modi): I don’t get it. Are you talking about their National Guard. The leadership would have surrendered them all. We will kill all of the warriors first, as we did before in so may other lands.
Modi: American leadership cannot surrender the militia. See, there are still things you guys with all of your intelligence do not know about.
Radi: I don’t understand. If the militia cannot be surrendered by the American leadership, what is it? With all of our forces of believers from around the world, why should we be concerned about the militia. Just what is it?
Modi: It is the entire population of the United States, that’s what.
Mani: Right! We should be afraid of them?
Modi: You know what the weak-kneed leadership is like. Well, these people are just the opposite. They are also well-armed with their own weapons of choice and they know how to use them effectively. They know their country and lots of them even make their own ammunition.
Radi: What?
Modi: You remember how you used to complain about the American snipers in Iraq and Afghanistan. How about coming up against a few million people who do not waste ammunition and never miss.
Mani: Ha! Before that happens, we will make the American leadership take their guns away from them.
Modi: That has been tried before many times. In fact, every year the Democrats try to push something else to do just that. The Americans always fight back.
Radi: What? The American leadership is trying to disarm their own people? What kind of craziness is that? You must be kidding, Modi.
Mani: Yes, Modi. No leader in his right mind would even think of doing something that stupid. Are they that ignorant?
Modi: They are that ignorant. But the American people have told them they only way they can take their weapons from them.
Radi: OH? How’s that.
Modi: They can pry them from their cold, dead hands.
HJS
Radi (radical): I hope Modi doesn’t know yet; I want to tell him. Hah!
Modi (moderate): I heard all of that. Radi, you are a real buddy.
Radi: Modi, We talked a few days ago about the Banu Quarayzah, a Jewish tribe in Medina. Well, it seems America is the new Banu Quarayzah.
Mani: Yes. The president and some generals have told everyone time after time that if they surrender in Iraq, we will follow them home. He seems to understand so little about us, I am surprised he knows that we will definitely attack them in their own country.
Radi: I don’t understand the ignorance on the part of the American leadership. You know, our Most Beloved, the man who led the perfect life, back in the seventh century had many spies in Mecca, always letting him know what was going on there, and had spies among the Jewish tribes for the same purpose.
Mani: Yep. And he also knew over a thousand years ago that war is deceit, he said so. He would never continually tell the Meccans what was on his mind. He always made plans to surprise them somehow. The Battle of the Trench was a good example.
Modi: That is ancient news. He did not care how outnumbered he was, he was confident of his leadership because he knew what he was doing. He did know, and re-wrote all of the rules. Our Most Beloved was a great general, no doubt about that.
Radi: You watch, Modi. The Americans will leave Iraq as if they had lost great battles, because the leaders think they know it all—as stupid as they are. And then the American leadership will become the Banu Quarayzah.
Mani: I agree. They will ask about treaties to protect themselves from us and our friends in Congress, just like our Most Beloved’s spies, will let us know how badly they want those treaties. That makes me think I am smelling something like Hudaybiya.
Modi: You think the American leadership will want protection from us so bad, they will sign anything to get it?
Radi: Yes. And more than that. We will require the American leadership to push through many rules that will be of great benefit to us and very humiliating to the American people. They must provide us with lots of money and provide the transportation for our people to immigrate there.
Mani: We will demand the Sharia for all believers in American, but first we will start pushing our own people into their congress and senate—then we ultimately will have full Sharia. And the laws against the American people will be tightened.
Radi: With the full Sharia, their loving Constitution will be gone.
Modi: I do not think the Americans will take to being Dhimmis. I doubt very seriously you can pull this off. The American people are great fighters.
Mani: They will have no choice, similar to the Banu Qurayzah. They wanted to fight too, but their weaklings among them talked them into surrendering to us. It reminds me of all of those weaklings in the American congress wringing their hands and hiding behind a woman.
Modi: One of the biggest problems for the American leadership or educators is that they do not know our history or our culture. They do not really know who we are. Some of us moderates keep trying to tell them, but they won’t listen. And the media will not only not listen, they will simply hang up on us if we try to talk to anyone.
Radi: You may be right. What if the American people all knew about what happened to turn a handful of people into the masters of all Arabia in just a few years?
Mani: Yeah, and then turned that into ownership of half the world, almost winning the rest of the world.
Modi: If they knew about those things, they would probably march on Washington and throw a lot of weak-kneed people out of office. It would be fun to watch, almost as much fun as watching Radi running for his life.
Radi: But I would miss watching the faces of the American men when we tell them, like we did the Quarayzah, that they will walk into a long ditch to make it easier for our boys and men to lop off their heads. We may have hundreds of those ditches.
Mani: I know Modi will want to believe that the Americans will fight and never walk into the ditch.
Modi: You guys have not seen the American militia.
Radi: We have seen their great American Army, their Air Force, and their Marines. We are not afraid of them.
Modi: But they are not the militia.
Mani (looks at Radi and back to Modi): I don’t get it. Are you talking about their National Guard. The leadership would have surrendered them all. We will kill all of the warriors first, as we did before in so may other lands.
Modi: American leadership cannot surrender the militia. See, there are still things you guys with all of your intelligence do not know about.
Radi: I don’t understand. If the militia cannot be surrendered by the American leadership, what is it? With all of our forces of believers from around the world, why should we be concerned about the militia. Just what is it?
Modi: It is the entire population of the United States, that’s what.
Mani: Right! We should be afraid of them?
Modi: You know what the weak-kneed leadership is like. Well, these people are just the opposite. They are also well-armed with their own weapons of choice and they know how to use them effectively. They know their country and lots of them even make their own ammunition.
Radi: What?
Modi: You remember how you used to complain about the American snipers in Iraq and Afghanistan. How about coming up against a few million people who do not waste ammunition and never miss.
Mani: Ha! Before that happens, we will make the American leadership take their guns away from them.
Modi: That has been tried before many times. In fact, every year the Democrats try to push something else to do just that. The Americans always fight back.
Radi: What? The American leadership is trying to disarm their own people? What kind of craziness is that? You must be kidding, Modi.
Mani: Yes, Modi. No leader in his right mind would even think of doing something that stupid. Are they that ignorant?
Modi: They are that ignorant. But the American people have told them they only way they can take their weapons from them.
Radi: OH? How’s that.
Modi: They can pry them from their cold, dead hands.
HJS
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These just keep getting better! And that cartoon matches up perfectly.
I have now posted the first 34 issues of Myth vs Fact for downloading from http://www.geocities.com/crusadersarmory/ . The Know Thine Enemy series is there, too,but it includes some explicit expressions you might want to edit out.
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