Wednesday, April 25, 2007

What if Hillary Clinton was elected President?

What, if by pure luck or fluke, H. Rotten Clinton is elected President in 2008? What would her Cabinet look like? This is what I see:

Vice President - OPRAH WINFREY



HR will NEVER pick Obama Bin Laden, might
as well choose Oprah, that way they won't have to raise
any money. Oprah can buy the election with Petty Cash...
Ambassador of the World - BILL CLINTON

This way, she would keep him OUT of the White House,
and he would be free to
roam at will for chicks....


Press Secretary - KATIE COURIC



She's going to need a new job soon anyway...

There would be some new Cabinet Offices under HR like:


Secretary of L.I.E.S. -
ROSIE O'DONNELL


The newest Department of the Government,
Lesbians Into Everyday Society!

Secretary of Propaganda & BS - MICHAEL MOORE



Everything this guy writes is Fantasy & Fiction so
he is perfect for the job....

Secretary of T.P. - SHERYL CROW



She is already on the job, the above photo
shows her new line of
clothing. I wonder how well
she is going to get
along with Sec. Rosie?

All kidding aside, there is NO way America can allow this Commie-Loving, Socialist, Open Border advocate, Military Hating person to be our next President. One thing I can tell you; if the dems make her their nominee, the GOP will unite in ways never seen before!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The GOP will unite like never before huh? Should be interesting considering that the GOP is being led over a hill by their shepard GW Dick Bush. I seriously doubt that America will stomach another GOP President/Congress until the scourge is removed from their party (which will be helped by a prosecutorial purge) until then, good luck!

Tony GOPrano said...

People are already tired of the democrats running Congress. They are eating their own already and its only been 6 months. The fact that Hillary Clinton will be the dem nominee and will unite Republicans of all sides, Conservatives, Moderates, even Liberals.