Wednesday, April 01, 2009

SNOWBEAST sighted at LD-6 Point of Pride - Playing a game of volleyball & sunbathing at SHANGRI-LA RANCH in nothing but a PINK BOW !!

This victim of GLOBAL WARMING has found a new home in Arizona's Legislative District 6. She is one gal that is comfortable in her own skin, 'um fur, and loves to smile for the camera.

The blonde YEHTI looks forward to seeking out all the best LD-6 has to offer - mountain tops, off-road trail riding, cave exploration and watering-hole dives included.

She was politically active while living on the ice-sheet but isn't quite ready to volunteer for a Party here in Arizona. Her (formerly) firm belief that
GLOBAL WARMING was a LIE created by the lefty, elite MSM has caused her a tremendous amount of shame - since the warmer Arctic waters caused her native 'bergs to break up and send her packing.

The SNOWBEAST tried to enter the US via the Canadian Rockies but was deterred by increased Immigration Patrols at the Northern US-Canadian Border. Her quest for the sun, serenity and beauty of Arizona, led her through the Mythical Sea of Cortez, where she eventually crossed over the US-Mexico border without a problem.

A return to the frigid waters and ice palaces of the Arctic will be forthcoming.....as soon as the GLOBAL COOLING takes effect.

Please extend your most heartfelt welcome to the North Valley's newest SNOWBEAST.

1 comment:

Shon Cary said...

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