Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Closed Border NUTZ nominate Minuteman Chris SIMCOX to run against John McCain for US SENATE – One MINUTE and One DOLLAR are all he's got !!


2010 US Senate hopeful, Chris Simcox, with fellow Minuteman Rep. Carl Seel

In a sad turn of events Wednesday, several Republican members of Arizona’s State Legislature publicly defected from their conservative grassroots and entered the underground labyrinth of tunnels owned and operated by the Lilliputians of the Closed-Border NUTZ CROWD.

On the lawn of the State Capitol, a bevy of few GOP legislators introduced and cheered on Minuteman, Chris Simcox, as he officially announced his candidacy for the United States Senate in 2010. Current Arizona Senator, John McCain, must be shakin’ in his Allen-Edmonds oxfords.

GOP State Senator Jack Harper (LD-4), Representatives Judy Burges (LD-4) & Carl Seel (LD-6) and Maricopa County GOP Executive Director Tom Husband were filled with that patriotic Minuteman pride, as they gave the many members of the local news media ‘a gift that keeps on giving’……a good 18 months of job security. Thank you!

In true Minuteman Civil Defense Corps style, the grand announcement of Minuteman Chris Simcox’s candidacy for the US Senate started off under false pretenses.


Borrowing the “Don’t Ask – Don’t Tell” Clinton-era moniker, LD-6 freshman Rep. Carl Seel issued a press release through the AZ House communications office on Monday – claiming that he was hosting an innocent press conference on the many woes of illegal immigration.

[Click HERE to see the press release]

It’s been awful S-L-O-W and B-O-R-I-N-G around the Capitol lately, so Seel’s one-man reality show was fairly believable until sometime Tuesday morning.

Word slowly leaked out that Seel’s press conference was a ruse. A scam. A sham. A SHAM-WOW !

Turns out, Rep. Carl Seel never intended to host a private little tea party about illegal immigration – but he did think enough of his constituents to waste TAXPAYER $$ and the time of the House staff who obliged the ulterior motives behind his press release!


Seel and the Border NUTZ had schemed to “sneak” Chris Simcox onto the 2010 US Senate scene at a phony run-of-the-mill Carl Seel soapbox-sermon on illegal immigration. Woooooooo-Wheeeeeeee! Now THAT must have taken some real live war-room confabulation.

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Note to the candidate’s advisor:

I hope you guys didn’t pay anyone to come up with that grand plan. Besides the cheese factor, how much lower can you go than a mid-week press conference hosted by a freshman legislator who plays Cowboys & Indians and sings campfire songs with Chris Simcox while both protect our sovereignty on vigilante missions along the US/Mexico border?


Note # 2 to the candidate’s advisor:

Do a little R&D on Chris Simcox. Even some of the über GOP grassroots team captains are found in the skeletons of this guy’s PAPER TRAIL.


Note # 3 to the candidate’s advisor:

You might as well go a head and secure some night-vision goggles for the FEC – the Feds might need them in case any of Simcox’s campaign DONATION$ go MISSING like so many MILLION$ did from the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps. I’m sure those GREENBACK$ are hiding somewhere out there on the Anvil Ranch near Three Points.

1 comment:

Tony GOPrano said...

One thing you left out Ghost was Simcox's quote from the press conference today:

"John McCain is fully responsible for the deaths along our borders; the raging violence in Mexico, and the violence we have in US cities"

Source: KTVK CHANNEL 3 TV

That is the CRAZIEST thing I have ever heard!