Pictured L-R, Carl SEEL and Sam CRUMP growin' up in CALIToday, Politico Mafioso is about to go all Yellow Sheet on you….Enjoy.
Here is another sad but true story from ground zero of the “I Am a Former Student Council President and I Still Can’t Get Enough” crew, Arizona’s own Always Conservative Dixieland – Legislative District 6.
The monthly LD-6 Republican meeting was held Monday night at the Deer Valley Airport Restaurant The Quid Pro Quo Café, where the Crump Bunch Fan Club gathered to respectfully and publicly honor their very own California refugees…..House Representatives Sam Crump, R-Anthem and Carl Seel, R-The Village of DEER VALLEY not MOON Valley or Anthem. (Check the MAP HERE)
At the meeting, Keith Broadwater, a general contractor from Moon Valley and Crump & Seel donor, introduced and read a formal Resolution Nomination to recognize the considerable leadership and GOP budget cutting actions of those BFF Duke Boys, Sam Crump & Carl Seel.
The framers of the Resolution were just thrilled that the Duke Boys shot down any appropriations for the 21st Century Fund – something they say calls “for government favor of one industry over another”. (They sometimes call it “government picking winners and losers.”)
But wait……the Fan Club Resolution also formally recognized AZ State Treasurer, Dean Martin (Boss Hogg?) for the same defeat of a $22.5M budget proposal for the 21st Century Fund. Huh? I missed his vote. Hey, don’t the Duke Boys roll with Daisy Duke?
The slight of hand didn’t slip past other PCs and Officers in the room. Tony Bouie arose to ask that LD-6 Senator Pamela Gorman, R-Anthem be honored and added to the Resolution…..after all the AZ Senate has been in near sequestration while attacking the budget deficits of this State. Gorman deserves some recognition too. Right?
WRONG.
The founding fathers of this Resolution were publicly called out and offered a chance to remedy their oversight and/or neglect in failing to honor Senator Pamela Gorman. Easy fix, right?
WRONG.
Keith Broadwater became very defensive and upset at the idea of honoring Senator Pamela Gorman in the Resolution. Even the Second-Vice Chair of LD-6, Bob Haran protested the addition of Gorman – along with other PCs in the room.
The funniest and most awkward moment came from Carol Turoff, Moon Valley resident, owner/writer of the Seeing Red AZ blog and Crump & Seel donor. Turoff is unabashedly the lead cheerleader and a multi-pseudonymed commenter for the Crump Bunch Fan Club both in person and in cyber-print.
Here’s a sample of the devotion one of Turoff’s blogettes has to our local elected official:
http://seeingredaz.wordpress.com/2009/02/03/war-declared-on-arizonas-conservative-legislators/
Republican in LD-6 Says:
February 3, 2009 at 7:54 pm
I would walk over hot coals for Sam Crump. He got it right in the last election and he is right on this.
I digress for a moment, sorry….
After Bouie made his comments, Turoff saw RED and smacked her hand on the table while telling Bouie that the Resolution was meant to honor those legislators in the HOUSE! The argument was made that Arizona State Treasurer Dean Martin is a statewide elected official and not a member of the House; however, Turoff didn’t want to talk about it. Let’s vote everybody.
The Resolution for BOYS ONLY, passed. Senator-type girls deserve no recognition or honor. Even after a debate. Ouch.
“Atta-Boy Sam!"
"You da’ Man Carl!"
"DEAN-O, Go get 'em!"
"Bring me a drink, little darlin’, and drop this by Senator Pearce’s office on your way back. Remember, I like it with a little sugar. I like those boots too.”
God help Pamela, our daughters and granddaughters. God help the Republicans….again. How long is this crap going to last? GEEZ.
The true origins of the Resolution and the Revolution remain anonymous. However, there have been a plethora of Crump Bumps in the media lately. Sam has been working overtime to keep his name out there. He has also become chummy with the GOP WHEREAS Patriots. Oh, the Seels are known for blowing their own horn too. Things that make you go……hmmmmm.
WHEREAS, Pamela is a girl.
WHEREAS, Dean Martin doesn’t get to vote on the State budget.
WHEREAS, Pamela stays out and Dean stays in the Resolution.
WHEREAS, Sam & Carl walk off into the sunset. WHEREAS, one goes home to Anthem and the other goes home to DEER VALLEY .
WHEREAS, (Check the MAP HERE).
1 comment:
That Broadwater is a moron! He got hammered when he ran for a District 6 office back in Nov 2008. The wackos in that district are well known. Great article.
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