PREDICTIONS BY 'THE GHOST'…………..2009
NOTE: "The Ghost" has the flu so I am posting this....
National Predictions:
The RNC will not pander to the media’s call for more diversity in the GOP and will vote in another white guy as its Chairman.
National Predictions:
The RNC will not pander to the media’s call for more diversity in the GOP and will vote in another white guy as its Chairman.
The new white Chairman of the RNC will pander to the media while pleading for more minority participation and visibility within the GOP.
The GOP will appear as stupid and racist as ever. Perception may not be reality but it sure says a lot about you. Dare I say it………. “Yes, honey, that dress makes you look fat…….. Yes, GOP members, RNC Chairman hopeful Chip Saltsman’s CD with the song, Barack the Magic Negro, makes you look racist, insensitive, home-schooled, ignorant, Southern, stupid, really old, really angry, elitist, scared and pure white.”
Michael Steele will continue his God-given mission to give the GOP a huge dose of much needed radical honesty. Thank you Jesus.
More Fortune-500 corporations will bully the “free market” into lobbying for additional corporate welfare.
Bush’s White House cabinet members will suddenly find themselves reaping millions of dollars in windfall profits from defense contractors.
Bush will do a little “consulting” for the Carlyle Group.
Blagojevich has a lot more to say about Chi-town politicians now working in Washington D.C.
There will be another Monica Lewinsky but not another blue dress.
Local Predictions:
1. New Arizona Governor, Jan Brewer, will surround herself with young, enthusiastic and common-sense Republicans. You go girl.
2. Jan Brewer will not bow to the demands nor cop the attitude of the Haneyites. You go girl.
3. Current AZ GOP Chairman Randy Pullen is going, going, gone.
4. Rob Haney will spontaneously combust.
5. Sam Crump will set his sights on Washington D.C. and then spontaneously combust when he realizes that he can’t get elected to D.C. via Arizona or California.
6. No one will read Bob Haran’s blog except for those few that he has offered to “take to the desert”……just in case he sets a date for the beat-down.
7. New Desert Ridge Justice of the Peace, Clancy Jayne, becomes a bigger media darling than Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Judge Jayne is offered a multi-year seven-figure deal to star in his own reality show. He bids a fond farewell to his people in DV.
8. Carl Seel does NOT win the Freshman Legislator of the Year award. However, he does win the “Most Lunches Eaten Alone” award.
9. BFFs Sam Crump and Carl Seel appeal to Judge Clancy Jayne for an annulment of their short term relationship. Seel claims that Crump really is a RINO-lover when they had ONLY agreed to be RHINO-lovers.
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