Wednesday, December 10, 2008

LD-11 orphan Rob Haney announces his slate of tired, old Border Collies running for the 2009 Maricopa County GOP Executive Committee

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Whether or not Rob Haney, the new waterboy of the LD-11 GOP, realizes it or not….he has a conscience – but it must only function at the subliminal level.


From L to R: Mrs. Monkey See No Evil, Mr. Monkey Hear No Evil and Mr. Monkey Speak No Evil.. Click to enlarge.

When Haney posted this cartoon (sans caption) on the FORMER LD-11 website last week (he’s now refusing to allow LD-11 to use the site), I pondered the many cryptic messages emanating from the apes.


I carefully studied the background and the statues of family members on the desk. I noticed the post meeting agenda and exhibits now cast aside. I studied the countenances of the apes and I was overcome by the obvious pall of silence that had fallen on that cave.

I fully understood that the apes were not only in shock and awe, they were speechless. In a moment of emotional introspection, the Council of Elders collectively pauses in the silence to reflect on their mistakes while they absorb the personal responsibility for their actions and failures. They sure aren't human, are they?

It’s a sobering picture, posted by the maddest Elder in the AZ GOP. (But you won’t hear that kind of weakness coming from him.) After a few moments, the message of the Charles Darwin Council of Elders is crystal clear.

These apes know it’s too late for them. They have been kicked out of that Flintstone cave forever. It is finished.
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BREAKING NEWS from the Flintstone Slate Quarry:
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Haney's MCRC A.P.E. Slate

(aka the Anglo Primate Empire)

Rob Haney – Chairman
Diane Douglas –
1st Vice Chair
Jeff Greenspan –
2nd Vice Chair
George Teegarden –
Treasurer
Sandy Doty -
Secretary


2 comments:

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Anonymous said...

This Ghost person is a real crack up. i was chugging a cold one when I read this. My monitor now smells like Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer. I am still LMAO!