Radi (Radical): Good morning, Modi and Mani.
Mani (Mainstream): Good morning, Radi. You are not ranting and raving this morning. I am afraid to ask why.
Radi: As you know, the Sunni and Shi’ite scholars have been meeting this week and have agreed that our tacit cease-fire should be formalized. They also want our prime minister and our president to visit Iran and propose to the Iranians that they continue to keep hands off Iraq and perhaps sign a nonaggression treaty.
Modi (Moderate): That seems to be very good news, but I would not get my hopes up about Iran. It is great news that this cease-fire between Sunnis and Shi’ites can work itself into a permanent way of life.
Mani: It would be even better if we could drop the enmity between us and begin to assimilate with each other. I know that our families could all use some new blood, especially if some new brains come with it. The tradition of marrying only related people is getting too old.
Modi: The families in Europe are getting new blood. The women have told their suitors they cannot marry non-Muslims, so some of the men are converting.
Radi: You are right about that. However, as soon as those Europeans find out about praying five times per day, arising before dawn, along with ablutions and the zakat, they convert back. I wish I were there; I could kill many apostates.
Modi: You cannot kill apostates in European countries, Radi. It is against their laws.
Radi: It does not matter. It is against the law in Muslim countries also, but once it is done, nobody presses it because the Sharia says there will be no consequences for it. So the laws overlook the killing or give a slap on the wrist.
Mani: Yes, Modi, a law is only as good as how rigidly it is enforced.
Modi: I am certain that the Europeans will be very rigid about killing apostates. They are already tightening up on honor killings.
Radi: That is terrible. There is nothing wrong with honor killings.
Modi: We will talk about that crime later, Radi. You know that in America there are no real problems about honor killings, except with the newcomers there. Some Muslim women seem to gravitate to American non-Muslims without insisting on converting. I have a third cousin who married a Texan. She said life is exciting.
Radi: It is your duty to go there and kill her, Modi.
Modi: You can forget that, Radi. I think what she did was her choice and nobody else’s business. Good for her!
Radi: Next you will be saying that Americans should come here for wives and husbands.
Mani: What is wrong with that, Radi?
Radi: Bringing all those bad traditions with them: drugs, abortion, hard porn, free sex, homosexuality, HIV. We do not need any of that junk.
Mani: Oh, I agree with that. However, if you must know, the people to whom you refer are not the military. They are the antimilitary crowd. I like the idea of American military being here and helping us—-saving us, actually. However, the American soldiers leave all the other stuff at home.
Modi: You do not seem to understand. It is a matter of freedom. You have the freedom to choose whether you want to use drugs, watch hard porn, or engage in free sex.
Radi: Why would anyone choose HIV?
Modi: They do not choose HIV, stupid! It is a disease passed on to them by someone else.
Mani: Passed on to them having free sex, Modi?
Modi: Well, yes. That is usually the way. Some people get it from unfortunate transfusions.
Radi: Modi, how does the HIV get into the transfusion blood?
Modi: I guess the wrong people give blood and the blood banks may not analyze it as strictly as they should.
Mani: Aha! What about children seeing all that porn around.
Modi: I imagine the Americans have laws about that.
Radi: Laws or not, we do not want any of those “freedoms” over here. If that is part of democracy, they can have it.
Mani: Radi is right about that. All of that garbage does not belong here or anywhere for that matter.
Modi: Well, I certainly do not like that part of America. I do not know how many Americans object to it. I would bet about half or more of the Americans hate it also.
Radi: Then why is it allowed? Who wants it?
Modi: Liberals want it. They could not live without drugs, porn, free sex, and abortion. From what I see, they are the ones who want those gay marriages. It seems to me that when they foster abortions and gay marriages, they are longing for extinction.
Radi: If half of the Americans do not want that evil garbage, why don’t they just kill the ones who do? They are heading for extinction anyway.
Modi: Well, Radi, why don’t we in Iraq just kill all the radicals? it is the same difference.
Mani: It is more likely that the radicals here will kill all of the moderates. I think it would be the same in America, but the moderates there have all the guns.
Radi: Aha! Then if that were the case, if the guys in America just got rid of the garbage lovers, the rest of the world would not hate America as they do.
Modi: That’s a thought. Next time I speak to an American I will tell him. However, I would have to tell the Europeans also. That is where the American liberals got all this junk, trying to emulate their European heroes. The "rest of the world" that would change their minds would only be third world countries, certainly not Europe.
HJS
Mani (Mainstream): Good morning, Radi. You are not ranting and raving this morning. I am afraid to ask why.
Radi: As you know, the Sunni and Shi’ite scholars have been meeting this week and have agreed that our tacit cease-fire should be formalized. They also want our prime minister and our president to visit Iran and propose to the Iranians that they continue to keep hands off Iraq and perhaps sign a nonaggression treaty.
Modi (Moderate): That seems to be very good news, but I would not get my hopes up about Iran. It is great news that this cease-fire between Sunnis and Shi’ites can work itself into a permanent way of life.
Mani: It would be even better if we could drop the enmity between us and begin to assimilate with each other. I know that our families could all use some new blood, especially if some new brains come with it. The tradition of marrying only related people is getting too old.
Modi: The families in Europe are getting new blood. The women have told their suitors they cannot marry non-Muslims, so some of the men are converting.
Radi: You are right about that. However, as soon as those Europeans find out about praying five times per day, arising before dawn, along with ablutions and the zakat, they convert back. I wish I were there; I could kill many apostates.
Modi: You cannot kill apostates in European countries, Radi. It is against their laws.
Radi: It does not matter. It is against the law in Muslim countries also, but once it is done, nobody presses it because the Sharia says there will be no consequences for it. So the laws overlook the killing or give a slap on the wrist.
Mani: Yes, Modi, a law is only as good as how rigidly it is enforced.
Modi: I am certain that the Europeans will be very rigid about killing apostates. They are already tightening up on honor killings.
Radi: That is terrible. There is nothing wrong with honor killings.
Modi: We will talk about that crime later, Radi. You know that in America there are no real problems about honor killings, except with the newcomers there. Some Muslim women seem to gravitate to American non-Muslims without insisting on converting. I have a third cousin who married a Texan. She said life is exciting.
Radi: It is your duty to go there and kill her, Modi.
Modi: You can forget that, Radi. I think what she did was her choice and nobody else’s business. Good for her!
Radi: Next you will be saying that Americans should come here for wives and husbands.
Mani: What is wrong with that, Radi?
Radi: Bringing all those bad traditions with them: drugs, abortion, hard porn, free sex, homosexuality, HIV. We do not need any of that junk.
Mani: Oh, I agree with that. However, if you must know, the people to whom you refer are not the military. They are the antimilitary crowd. I like the idea of American military being here and helping us—-saving us, actually. However, the American soldiers leave all the other stuff at home.
Modi: You do not seem to understand. It is a matter of freedom. You have the freedom to choose whether you want to use drugs, watch hard porn, or engage in free sex.
Radi: Why would anyone choose HIV?
Modi: They do not choose HIV, stupid! It is a disease passed on to them by someone else.
Mani: Passed on to them having free sex, Modi?
Modi: Well, yes. That is usually the way. Some people get it from unfortunate transfusions.
Radi: Modi, how does the HIV get into the transfusion blood?
Modi: I guess the wrong people give blood and the blood banks may not analyze it as strictly as they should.
Mani: Aha! What about children seeing all that porn around.
Modi: I imagine the Americans have laws about that.
Radi: Laws or not, we do not want any of those “freedoms” over here. If that is part of democracy, they can have it.
Mani: Radi is right about that. All of that garbage does not belong here or anywhere for that matter.
Modi: Well, I certainly do not like that part of America. I do not know how many Americans object to it. I would bet about half or more of the Americans hate it also.
Radi: Then why is it allowed? Who wants it?
Modi: Liberals want it. They could not live without drugs, porn, free sex, and abortion. From what I see, they are the ones who want those gay marriages. It seems to me that when they foster abortions and gay marriages, they are longing for extinction.
Radi: If half of the Americans do not want that evil garbage, why don’t they just kill the ones who do? They are heading for extinction anyway.
Modi: Well, Radi, why don’t we in Iraq just kill all the radicals? it is the same difference.
Mani: It is more likely that the radicals here will kill all of the moderates. I think it would be the same in America, but the moderates there have all the guns.
Radi: Aha! Then if that were the case, if the guys in America just got rid of the garbage lovers, the rest of the world would not hate America as they do.
Modi: That’s a thought. Next time I speak to an American I will tell him. However, I would have to tell the Europeans also. That is where the American liberals got all this junk, trying to emulate their European heroes. The "rest of the world" that would change their minds would only be third world countries, certainly not Europe.
HJS
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