Modi (Moderate): I guess you all saw or heard “President Jady” in the United States.
Radi (Radical): I was expecting any minute for an RPG or roadside bomb to destroy his limousine.
Mani (Mainstream): They do not have those types of attacks in the United States. “Jady” was welcome there.
Radi: They don’t have politics in America?
Mani: Of course, but RPGs and bombs are not part of it.
Radi: Politics there must be terribly boring.
Modi: I wouldn’t say they’re boring; not with that one Leftist party not always knowing what side they’re on.
Radi: I know about that; they are funny; especially those two senators from Massa-something. They remind me of some movies I saw of Laurel and Hardy.
Mani: Did you notice Jady’s use of deceit as a tactic at that university?
Radi: You bet! I was proud of him. Can you imagine, though, no homosexuals in Iran? Ha! Some of those chaps hold hands and kiss more than we do.
Modi: I would bet more than a few Iranian women would love to scratch his eyes out after his comments about all their freedoms.
Mani: Most of the Americans will dismiss his talk and dismiss him as a dolt. Even the host at the university denounced him.
Modi: Yes, you are right. Sadly enough, I remember that some upstanding Americans were greeted with violence and were not allowed to speak. Yet Dirty Jady was treated with dignity. Calling him a few names does not rise to the level of what happened to those upstanding Americans.
Mani: There is just no telling about Americans.
Modi: Leftists, Mani, Leftists the world over are like that.
Radi: I noticed that also. I cannot figure out whether to hate them or love them. They always seem to be on our side, but they kill their babies and send their daughters out looking like prostitutes.
Modi: I know; the Leftists love their porn. No wonder their minds are all screwed up.
Radi: It is better for us, so I cannot complain. Without them, we would have an even harder time fighting their armies.
Mani: We also have Iran to thank for their training and their newer weapons. I heard on the news, though, that Iran is getting a little angry about losing some of their people over here.
Radi: Well, too bad! I love getting their weapons and their training, but I still hate them.
Modi: This hatred between the Shi’ites and Sunnis has been going on for too long—1,327 years, when our beloved Ali ibn Husain was murdered on the site of Karbala.
Mani: It is still in my mind and in my heart. He was leading a procession to protest the unholy perfidies of the Caliphate at the time. The soldiers of the Caliph, as usual, beheaded all of the men, despite the status of some of them as relatives of the Prophet.
Radi was about to say something, but Modi stopped him.
Modi: We already know what you think, Radi, but sometimes you must learn to shut up when you are among friends.
Radi: The Shi’ites would have forced priesthood on us.
Modi: WHO THE HELL CARES? IS THAT ANY WORSE THAN THE MESS WE HAVE TODAY?
Mani: Modi has told us time after time, Mani, that many of our imams are no problem leading us in prayers, but when they have the temerity to man the pulpit and try to explain our religion to us, their lack of education and lack of wisdom shows. They incite the people that are as dumb as they are and foment too much trouble.
Radi: You people who do not join the jihad are the troublemakers. Because we are not all united in an all-out fight against the infidels, we do not have the power yet to take American and then the rest of the world. I must add, if you don’t think we can do that, remember, we are pretty closing to owning Europe as we speak.
Mani: I don’t know about that, Mani. The newspapers are reporting more than just a few anti-Islam laws in Europe.
Radi: You are reading rumors. Our friends on the Left, foolish as they are, will never allow the Europeans to defend themselves from us.
Modi: Not all European leaders are Leftists now, Radi. Europe again is changing.
Radi: Well, we will always have London.
Mani: Not so fast. Many of the polls show that the young Brit Muslims would rather see themselves more as Brits than Muslims. The British as a people now are getting a little tired of bombs and shootings. They welcome the comments and activities of the youngsters.
Radi: All of that will change when we toss the Americans out of Iraq and Afghanistan.
Mani: I am not so sure you can do that. The Americans are tough and smart.
Radi: Both governments, Iraq and Afghanistan are corrupt and close to folding. Afghanistan may fold first. The next martyr may do the job. Many of the people surrounding Karzai are closer to Iran than to the Americans.
Mani: That is right, Modi. Do not forget, the Northern Alliance that helped the Americans win over the Taliban had always been hand-in-glove with Iran.
Modi: Radi, if the Americans did lose Afghanistan, it may be controlled by Iran and not the Taliban. The Taliban may be destroyed—the usual fate of so-called “useful idiots.”
Radi: What did you call me?
Modi: Oh, hell, not again. Radi, take that knife and…
Mani: Calm down, Modi. Listen, Bilal calls.
Radi: Yes. Let us put all of our disputes aside for a little while.
Modi: Allah bless both of you for your concern.
Radi: Ah, nuts!
Mani: What is the matter now, Radi?
Radi: Gas.
Mani and Mod laugh because upon wakening, Radi had to undergo a Ghusl, a full body wash. Ordinarily, for the next prayer, he would need only a partial wash; however, since he had a problem with gas, he now has to take the time to take a full bath again.
HJS
Radi (Radical): I was expecting any minute for an RPG or roadside bomb to destroy his limousine.
Mani (Mainstream): They do not have those types of attacks in the United States. “Jady” was welcome there.
Radi: They don’t have politics in America?
Mani: Of course, but RPGs and bombs are not part of it.
Radi: Politics there must be terribly boring.
Modi: I wouldn’t say they’re boring; not with that one Leftist party not always knowing what side they’re on.
Radi: I know about that; they are funny; especially those two senators from Massa-something. They remind me of some movies I saw of Laurel and Hardy.
Mani: Did you notice Jady’s use of deceit as a tactic at that university?
Radi: You bet! I was proud of him. Can you imagine, though, no homosexuals in Iran? Ha! Some of those chaps hold hands and kiss more than we do.
Modi: I would bet more than a few Iranian women would love to scratch his eyes out after his comments about all their freedoms.
Mani: Most of the Americans will dismiss his talk and dismiss him as a dolt. Even the host at the university denounced him.
Modi: Yes, you are right. Sadly enough, I remember that some upstanding Americans were greeted with violence and were not allowed to speak. Yet Dirty Jady was treated with dignity. Calling him a few names does not rise to the level of what happened to those upstanding Americans.
Mani: There is just no telling about Americans.
Modi: Leftists, Mani, Leftists the world over are like that.
Radi: I noticed that also. I cannot figure out whether to hate them or love them. They always seem to be on our side, but they kill their babies and send their daughters out looking like prostitutes.
Modi: I know; the Leftists love their porn. No wonder their minds are all screwed up.
Radi: It is better for us, so I cannot complain. Without them, we would have an even harder time fighting their armies.
Mani: We also have Iran to thank for their training and their newer weapons. I heard on the news, though, that Iran is getting a little angry about losing some of their people over here.
Radi: Well, too bad! I love getting their weapons and their training, but I still hate them.
Modi: This hatred between the Shi’ites and Sunnis has been going on for too long—1,327 years, when our beloved Ali ibn Husain was murdered on the site of Karbala.
Mani: It is still in my mind and in my heart. He was leading a procession to protest the unholy perfidies of the Caliphate at the time. The soldiers of the Caliph, as usual, beheaded all of the men, despite the status of some of them as relatives of the Prophet.
Radi was about to say something, but Modi stopped him.
Modi: We already know what you think, Radi, but sometimes you must learn to shut up when you are among friends.
Radi: The Shi’ites would have forced priesthood on us.
Modi: WHO THE HELL CARES? IS THAT ANY WORSE THAN THE MESS WE HAVE TODAY?
Mani: Modi has told us time after time, Mani, that many of our imams are no problem leading us in prayers, but when they have the temerity to man the pulpit and try to explain our religion to us, their lack of education and lack of wisdom shows. They incite the people that are as dumb as they are and foment too much trouble.
Radi: You people who do not join the jihad are the troublemakers. Because we are not all united in an all-out fight against the infidels, we do not have the power yet to take American and then the rest of the world. I must add, if you don’t think we can do that, remember, we are pretty closing to owning Europe as we speak.
Mani: I don’t know about that, Mani. The newspapers are reporting more than just a few anti-Islam laws in Europe.
Radi: You are reading rumors. Our friends on the Left, foolish as they are, will never allow the Europeans to defend themselves from us.
Modi: Not all European leaders are Leftists now, Radi. Europe again is changing.
Radi: Well, we will always have London.
Mani: Not so fast. Many of the polls show that the young Brit Muslims would rather see themselves more as Brits than Muslims. The British as a people now are getting a little tired of bombs and shootings. They welcome the comments and activities of the youngsters.
Radi: All of that will change when we toss the Americans out of Iraq and Afghanistan.
Mani: I am not so sure you can do that. The Americans are tough and smart.
Radi: Both governments, Iraq and Afghanistan are corrupt and close to folding. Afghanistan may fold first. The next martyr may do the job. Many of the people surrounding Karzai are closer to Iran than to the Americans.
Mani: That is right, Modi. Do not forget, the Northern Alliance that helped the Americans win over the Taliban had always been hand-in-glove with Iran.
Modi: Radi, if the Americans did lose Afghanistan, it may be controlled by Iran and not the Taliban. The Taliban may be destroyed—the usual fate of so-called “useful idiots.”
Radi: What did you call me?
Modi: Oh, hell, not again. Radi, take that knife and…
Mani: Calm down, Modi. Listen, Bilal calls.
Radi: Yes. Let us put all of our disputes aside for a little while.
Modi: Allah bless both of you for your concern.
Radi: Ah, nuts!
Mani: What is the matter now, Radi?
Radi: Gas.
Mani and Mod laugh because upon wakening, Radi had to undergo a Ghusl, a full body wash. Ordinarily, for the next prayer, he would need only a partial wash; however, since he had a problem with gas, he now has to take the time to take a full bath again.
HJS
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