Modi:
Radi, why are you laughing so hard?
Radi: (Laughing so hard, tears run down his cheeks)
I just heard that woman Senator’s speech about us and Guantanamo.
Mani:
What was so funny?
Radi: (Still laughing)
We are very busy all over the world, deceiving and killing Americans, not giving much of a damn about their rights or rules of engagement, or anything like that. Now the stupid Americans want to give us all lawyers—thousands of lawyers (another fit of laughter) to see that we get our rights! And (laughs more) they are going to allow us discovery! (All three laugh) Yes, they may have to give us classified information that may be relevant—that we can immediately pass on to all of our guys everywhere.
Modi:
I have no idea what is going on in the minds of some Americans. They don’t seem to know they are in a war to the death with no quarter at all given by Radi and his friends—and it almost seems as if the Americans are putting out a welcome mat.
Mani:
Yes, it is just as the Book says: Here I am come kill me! Or, from a tree: “Hey, warriors, there is an American hiding behind me. Come kill him.” Allah is truly clouding the eyes and brains of some Americans so that it will be so much easier to kill them.
Radi:
The Americans are the Bin Qurayzah. Their leaders will not let them fight us when we are at their very gates; the leaders will look for the best deal no matter how bad each deal is. But the best deal for them will still be hell-fire.
Mani:
Bin Quarayzah?
Modi:
While the Battle of the Trench was still not complete, Our Most Beloved was advised by the Angel Gabriel to attack a nearby Jewish tribe, the Bin Quarayzah. If given the opportunity, the Jews would ride against the Believers and attack them, but on their own soil they would be too righteous. The warriors among them would silence their women and children, but for the others there was too much sentiment. They could break out of their village and die like men, but they did not want to break the Sabbath. Instead of fighting at all, they asked for a mediator. The mediator told them they should simply surrender and let themselves be killed. They agreed to do so because it was the only option given and they wanted to be politically correct. And so they were taken to Medina where all the men were beheaded—including the male children with pubic hair; more than eight hundred people in a single day—torches were brought so the killing could continue after sundown.
Mani:
I remember that Aisha watched the executions that day.
Modi:
Yes. She was an old, married woman at twelve.
Radi:
The wives, children, and property were all divided up. Riches! And remember, we must always emulate Our Most Beloved; he lived the perfect life.
Modi:
And the Americans are supposed to be worried about the world condemning them about Guantanamo.
Mani:
What world? The Europeans? What have they ever done that they can condemn the Americans? Hah! We are the world!
Modi:
Yes, I heard the words: ? The Americans have shocked the conscience of the world.” They have forgotten about 9/11!
Mani:
They have forgotten a lot of things. Embassy bombings, Blackhawk Down, the first World Trade Center attempt! They forgot Beirut and the Towers in Saudi Arabia. How can the Americans ever shock the conscience of the world if we can’t even do it?
Radi:
What world can they be thinking of? There is only one world and we are masters of that one. At least we will be as soon as we defeat the Americans. Oh that’s right we did. Senator Reid said “The War is lost.”
Modi:
I surely thought the Americans would do much better than that. Their Congress seems to be tripping all over itself to let us win.
Radi:
Modi, I told you what it was. Allah has said in previous troubles that he would say the word and the enemies will destroy themselves.
Mani:
It certainly seems to be happening.
Radi:
I see I am going to be very busy. Perhaps I should go sharpen my blade.
Mani:
Why bother. Let the American Congress do it for you.
Modi:Are you kidding? They’d be stabbing themselves and cheating Radi of all his kind of fun.
Radi:
Yeah! My blade will sever many heads, many will my victims be. Uh..oh!
Mani:
What’s the matter.
Radi:
We had better hurry or we will be late for the noon prayer!
HJS
Radi, why are you laughing so hard?
Radi: (Laughing so hard, tears run down his cheeks)
I just heard that woman Senator’s speech about us and Guantanamo.
Mani:
What was so funny?
Radi: (Still laughing)
We are very busy all over the world, deceiving and killing Americans, not giving much of a damn about their rights or rules of engagement, or anything like that. Now the stupid Americans want to give us all lawyers—thousands of lawyers (another fit of laughter) to see that we get our rights! And (laughs more) they are going to allow us discovery! (All three laugh) Yes, they may have to give us classified information that may be relevant—that we can immediately pass on to all of our guys everywhere.
Modi:
I have no idea what is going on in the minds of some Americans. They don’t seem to know they are in a war to the death with no quarter at all given by Radi and his friends—and it almost seems as if the Americans are putting out a welcome mat.
Mani:
Yes, it is just as the Book says: Here I am come kill me! Or, from a tree: “Hey, warriors, there is an American hiding behind me. Come kill him.” Allah is truly clouding the eyes and brains of some Americans so that it will be so much easier to kill them.
Radi:
The Americans are the Bin Qurayzah. Their leaders will not let them fight us when we are at their very gates; the leaders will look for the best deal no matter how bad each deal is. But the best deal for them will still be hell-fire.
Mani:
Bin Quarayzah?
Modi:
While the Battle of the Trench was still not complete, Our Most Beloved was advised by the Angel Gabriel to attack a nearby Jewish tribe, the Bin Quarayzah. If given the opportunity, the Jews would ride against the Believers and attack them, but on their own soil they would be too righteous. The warriors among them would silence their women and children, but for the others there was too much sentiment. They could break out of their village and die like men, but they did not want to break the Sabbath. Instead of fighting at all, they asked for a mediator. The mediator told them they should simply surrender and let themselves be killed. They agreed to do so because it was the only option given and they wanted to be politically correct. And so they were taken to Medina where all the men were beheaded—including the male children with pubic hair; more than eight hundred people in a single day—torches were brought so the killing could continue after sundown.
Mani:
I remember that Aisha watched the executions that day.
Modi:
Yes. She was an old, married woman at twelve.
Radi:
The wives, children, and property were all divided up. Riches! And remember, we must always emulate Our Most Beloved; he lived the perfect life.
Modi:
And the Americans are supposed to be worried about the world condemning them about Guantanamo.
Mani:
What world? The Europeans? What have they ever done that they can condemn the Americans? Hah! We are the world!
Modi:
Yes, I heard the words: ? The Americans have shocked the conscience of the world.” They have forgotten about 9/11!
Mani:
They have forgotten a lot of things. Embassy bombings, Blackhawk Down, the first World Trade Center attempt! They forgot Beirut and the Towers in Saudi Arabia. How can the Americans ever shock the conscience of the world if we can’t even do it?
Radi:
What world can they be thinking of? There is only one world and we are masters of that one. At least we will be as soon as we defeat the Americans. Oh that’s right we did. Senator Reid said “The War is lost.”
Modi:
I surely thought the Americans would do much better than that. Their Congress seems to be tripping all over itself to let us win.
Radi:
Modi, I told you what it was. Allah has said in previous troubles that he would say the word and the enemies will destroy themselves.
Mani:
It certainly seems to be happening.
Radi:
I see I am going to be very busy. Perhaps I should go sharpen my blade.
Mani:
Why bother. Let the American Congress do it for you.
Modi:Are you kidding? They’d be stabbing themselves and cheating Radi of all his kind of fun.
Radi:
Yeah! My blade will sever many heads, many will my victims be. Uh..oh!
Mani:
What’s the matter.
Radi:
We had better hurry or we will be late for the noon prayer!
HJS
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